hello
if you’ve never tried to move things with your eyes like Matilda you’re lying to yourself
if drake and josh has taught me one thing, it’s that orange rhymes with doorhinge
that was Eminem you dumbass
(Source: twistedthemusical)
i just want someone to do cute stuff for me like take me to the aquarium or buy me icecream or drip hot wax all over my bare chest or read books with me
im in no position to have high standards but it doesn’t stop me
(Source: drarna)
frappuccinos are good until you finish 90% of it and all that’s left is watery clumps that taste like cream and sadness
